Business Cards

As I mentioned in my previous post, the boss is cheap. So cheap in fact, he won't spend $20 on business cards for the company's Systems Administrator (me). In retaliation, I've started stealing the sales guy's cards, whiting out their names and titles, and filling in my own personal information. I've got a bunch made out for:

Jon Chan, God Among Men
Jon Chan, Great Supreme Leader
Jon Chan, Not Your Bitch
Jon Chan, God's Greatest Gift to Mediocrity

I should probably keep that last one to myself... .