Getting a Raise

Seeing as the boss is so cheap, asking for a raise here is a fool's errand... But it's always worth a try.

Some time last year, I taped this picture of myself to my filing cabinet with a makeshift "Employee of the Month" Post-It note placard.

I pointed it out to the boss and suggested that the employee of the month deserves a raise.

For future reference, "AHAHAHAHAHAHA" means "No."