Oh Snap!

Got this floater in my inbox on Friday:

"Thank you for your interest in this career opportunity at [--]!

Our placement process is designed to carefully assess each applicant's skills, abilities and interests, relative to the opportunity requested.

Your background and skills sets were carefully reviewed; unfortunately at this time we are unable to offer you the position to which you recently applied. "

The good news is, you'll be treated to another couple more months of M stories and my further descent into madness.

I'm actually quite relieved I didn't get this job because I think my alternate plan is far more exciting. More on that at the end of the month. It's a secret (shhhh).