Interoffice Memo

To: All Staff
From: Jon Chan
Date: 10/04/05
Re: Computer Problems

As the company's Systems Administrator, I am responsible for maintaining the company network and all associated computers therein. It is not within the parameters of my job description to help with your personal computer issues.

My cel-phone number on the emergency contact sheet is not intended as an off hours tech support line. I do not have any interest in receiving five or six calls regarding your lost MSN password. Furthermore, my lunch hours do not fit under the "tech time with Jon Chan" category. I cannot repair your computers just because you bring them into my office.

To reiterate in layman's terms, I am not your bitch. Please find someone else to fill that role.

Good Day.
Jon Chan
Systems Administrator

Wow. That was quite cathartic.