Jhoor

I have here a fax from our Montreal branch that's been sitting on my desk for the last week. It was left by the receptionist so I'm pretty sure it's for me, though there's ample room for doubt.

Last I checked, my name is Jon (short for Jonathan).

Most people spell it "John" (short for Johan) but that's a forgivable offense.

In Mexico, it's spelled "Juan" (umm... short for Juanita?).

I always thought that it's spelled "Jean" in Montreal. I wonder where they got "Jhoor" from.