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Wednesday, November 30, 2005

Hypothetical Letters

Dear Pork Bun Factory,

I demand more meat.

Wub,
Your #1 fan,
Jon

3 Comments:

At 6:27 AM, December 01, 2005, Blogger Big Mama said...

Where's the beef??? LOL!!

 
At 7:11 PM, December 01, 2005, Blogger Fly Lice You Plick said...

I've found a better solution. I bring TWO buns to work, pull the filling out of one and stuff it into the other one. Thereby making a SuperBun (tm) and a ShallowEmptyHuskOfABun (tm).

Patent Pending.

As for beef. Once you go pork...uh nothing witty comes to mind that rhymes with pork. What I'm trying to get at is pork > all. :P

 
At 6:29 AM, December 02, 2005, Blogger Big Mama said...

Oh well, whoops, pork pork... where's the pork???

Hey where is that petition???

 

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