If It's Christmas Music They Want...

I think I've established that the receptionist lurvs herself some Christmas music. I think I've also established that I don't share her opinion on this matter. Regardless, the office's democratic procedure has decided that the radio stays on, Christmas spirit and all.

Since it's something I have to endure, I might as well have some fun with it.

Here's the plan. I've charged up my mp3 player and loaded it up with William Hung's "Hung for the Holidays" album. I'm just a couple of button presses away from setting it on "random repeat." I'm going to show up a couple of minutes early tomorrow morning and rig it up to the office radio. The whole setup will be locked away safely in my filing cabinet and cranked to "acceptable office levels." I haven't decided whether I'll sing along too (surprisingly, singing brings out my accent). I'll probably just hide out in the server room for most of the day. The player is rated for 10 hours of battery life and the workday is 9 hours. This has potential for awesome.

I imagine this breaches the Geneva Convention on so many levels.