DIY: Drive Co-Workers Insane
First, go to an online dictionary and look up the word of the day. Then repeat it out loud no fewer than 10 times (louder than normal speech). Follow this by blatantly misusing the word in conversation.
I reserve this for times when I'm:
a. Really bored.
b. Angry with my co-workers.
c. Uninterested in hearing stories about their computers.
posted by Fly Lice You Plick @ 8:37 PM
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When M hands me paperwork, I pull out the big words like:
"I will postulate (sept 30th) that with execrable (sept 17th) detail."
Granted, it's not that great but the blank look on his face is priceless.
I like how it makes me sound more intelligent than I actually am. Thank you Merriam Webster online!
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