Biology 101

This, ladies and gentlemen, is where cockroaches (blattella asahinai) come from:

(Drain hole next to the toilet, Hut #118, Green Hill Resort, Malaysia). Discovered when going to the bathroom to brush my teeth. This roach scuttled out into my room when I turned on the light. It refused to die, even after taking four direct hits from my sandal. I gave it a burial at sea (flushed down the toilet);

This is where they go to die:

(Under the bed, Hut #118, Green Hill Resort, Malaysia) Discovered when my bed collapsed last night.