Impeccable Timing

The Eastern branches started failing one by one today, starting with Montreal at 8:30, followed by Toronto at 9:15. I've seen this happen before. It's not pretty.

That's why I pushed the job onto the new guy. I'm good like that.

According to my estimates, it's going to take about a month to clean up this mess. On top of that, the new guy has to deal with inventory data outputs, finishing up the accounting package and learning basic social skills.

I couldn't have timed my resignation better.

Two more shifts