Cryptic Messages
The new guy borrowed my office to "make some phone calls" this morning. I had other things to do anyway so I told him to "go nuts" and wandered off to the company archives for a nap.
Returning to my desk for lunch, I found this cryptic message scrawled on my notepad:
I really hope this has nothing to do with a surprise going away party for me.
3 more shifts
posted by Fly Lice You Plick @ 2:02 PM
2 Comments:
It was those phone-sex lines that he used, and he plans on having the company charge you because (after all) he did use YOUR phone...
So what are you planning on doing when you leave so they NEVER EVER forget you?
Denis must have a bad back...
My plan is actually pretty lame. I'm leaving the system in tip top condition. My guess is that the new guy will wreck it within a couple of months. I expect a ton of emergency emails soon after I leave.
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